Tiger, tiger, burning bright
For those of you with no attention span. Just like me.
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WHO NAMED THIS FLOWER?
IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS
IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET ONLY ONCE
IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON
IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS
Reminds me of a friend.
This is totally unrelated to any of the stuff I usually post about, but is funny as hell.
DO IT AND THEN THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER, MORE FORWARD PLACE. YOU NEED TO REVOLUTIONIZE THE BOTANICAL WORLD WITH YOUR...
I AM REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE NOW IT IS MY SPIRIT FLOWER AND I WILL PLANT A GARDEN OF AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD IRISES AND...
WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME THINK OF DOOMQUASAR. THIS FLOWER WOULD WEAR LEOPARD PRINT AND WE ALL KNOW IT.
Can’t. Breathe. Cannot. Fucking. Breathe. Lost ability to can.
She stomps into the room. Drags Lily out of her chair and tosses her directly onto Arran. And then gallivants off,...
I AM AND I AM FUCKING DYING RIGHT NOW.
HARPY ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I’M THINKING? BECAUSE I AM CHOKING OVER HERE.