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  1. flyingscotsman:


sergeantprnz:
WHO NAMED THIS FLOWER?

IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS
IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET ONLY ONCE
IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON
IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS

    flyingscotsman:

    sergeantprnz:

    WHO NAMED THIS FLOWER?

    IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS

    IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET ONLY ONCE

    IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON

    IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS

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      Reminds me of a friend.
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      This is totally unrelated to any of the stuff I usually post about, but is funny as hell.
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      credit to larissa for pointing the out to me. omg.
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      I AM REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE NOW IT IS MY SPIRIT FLOWER AND I WILL PLANT A GARDEN OF AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD IRISES AND...
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      WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME THINK OF DOOMQUASAR. THIS FLOWER WOULD WEAR LEOPARD PRINT AND WE ALL KNOW IT.
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      Can’t. Breathe. Cannot. Fucking. Breathe. Lost ability to can.
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      I AM AND I AM FUCKING DYING RIGHT NOW.
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      HARPY ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I’M THINKING? BECAUSE I AM CHOKING OVER HERE.